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I am a Pornographic Connoisseur
uncanny-motion
16/Male/United States
Why I Am Here
- To seem like less of a creeper to girls.
- To take up spare time.
- To cry and bitch at better artists.
Last Visit: 3 weeks ago
May cause sexual disfunction.
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Gur gur gur. Finals week. What fun! And you know what? I'm BONED . So how have I been coping? I haven't! Bring on the blistering flames of Hades bitch! Already failed my first three I believe (one of them being study hall in which I was NOT in a hall and I in fact did NOT study. Result? 0%) So day one of three done, and it could've been worse. I doubt you care.
What else? I've been on a Gorillaz tangent lately. I mean Gorillaz EVERTHANG. Ironically, when I need my Demon Days CD, I can't find it. And it's the one I always have on hand. DUR HUR. I picked up the Journey to the West CD remixed by Damon Albarn. DAS SUM GOOD SHYT. When I go into Chicago in the week or so to come, I'll go lookin' for some Kong-Studios/EXray/Gorillaz/Albarn/Tank Girl/Monkey merch to trick myself out in. CHA RIGHT. >:I
I started watching TrueBlood. DEAR GOD. Nothing like bonding with your family while watching a Louisiana Cajun get decapitated, then having his girlfriend be raped by vampires. Ohhhh god bless HBO in all of its uncensored tit glory.
Oh, by the way. There are these scientists like in California or somewhere who are trying to 'trick' a bird's genes into producing, instead of a wing on the right side of it's body, a DINOSAUR ARM. 100% serious. THAT. IS. HILARIOUS.
Pumpernickel means farting devil bread. Look it up.
I finally got re-started on your icon.. This time I will try a bitchen pokemon theme.. In pixel. Only instead of it being "OMG RANDOM ENCOUNTER WITH POKEMON!" It's a "OMG RANDOM ENCOUTNER WITH ARTIST!"
I'm sure you've seen.
But I fucking LOL'D.
Righto. Lefto. Righto. Lefto.
*FUCKING EXPLODES THE FUCKING PYRAMID*
...had too much mountain dew today.
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Gawd where did you learn to speel!?
LOL. THAT MADE MY DAY.
I think my picture in my living room is tilting to one side.
*ditches Liz and Patty*
Good times yo. Good times.
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I am of Asian, Mexican, Gremlin descent.
Drag, everyone should do it.
白人看不懂.
Dude I totally forgot about the living room part.
That was amazing. Haaaaa. OH man.
And then when he gets back it's all porno.
HA. Best of times, man. Best of times.
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Gawd where did you learn to speel!?
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I am of Asian, Mexican, Gremlin descent.
Drag, everyone should do it.
白人看不懂.
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Earth....the universe's "Gong Show".
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I am of Asian, Mexican, Gremlin descent.
Drag, everyone should do it.
白人看不懂.
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I am of Asian, Mexican, Gremlin descent.
Drag, everyone should do it.
白人看不懂.
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